First things first my homies and homettes! Wherever you are in this crazy, funny, insane, strange and weird planet of ours, good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. As always, try to enjoy it to the fullest and remember, do not to let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens or goes down.
On a sober note! Today is Friday November 9, 2018 and that means that I have been sober for 4 months and 22 days or better yet, 143 days in total. Woo-Hoo! I feel like Tony the fucking tiger… GRRRRREAT!
On a not so painful, but painful note! Today is the day, that I will finally get 4 molar extracted… yes, you read that right… 4 of them. Now, how am I going to chew my food? I guess I’ll have to revert to baby food for a while. Bwahahahaha! But just so you won’t get all smiley, happy and shit about the pain that you think that I will experience during the procedure, after consulting with the oral surgeon, we chose to go with the general anesthesia. Not because I might feel any pain, but like the surgeon mentioned, the procedure will take a while and he said, that it will be better for me, not to be awake while the whole shit is going down. So just in case you don’t
hear read from me for a couple of days after today… YEAH RIGHT! like if my loyal 1.5 readers really give a flying fuck about me. But just in case, my wife didn’t have me killed for the life insurance money, because she told me that “I am more valuable to her alive than dead”. Anyway, I’ll be eating baby food, ice cream and yogurt for the next couple of days.
With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!