Happy Fake Monday!

The first stitch that came off.

First things first my homies and homettes! Wherever you are in this crazy, funny, insane, strange and weird planet of ours, good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. As always, I hope that you enjoy it to the fullest and remember, do not to let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens or what goes down.

On a sober note! Today is Tuesday November 13, 2018 and that means that I have been sober for 4 months and 26 days or better yet, 148 days in total. Woo-Hoo! I feel like Tony the fucking tiger… GRRRRREAT!

Today is what I like to call “fake Monday”. Why do I call it that? Because I was off from the salt mine yesterday, due to veteran’s day, so even if today is Tuesday, it still is my first day back to work after the weekend, so it feels like a fucking Monday. I mean, I really shouldn’t be complaining, because after all, this is going to be a four-day work week, which no matter what today feels like, is better than a five-day work week anytime.

On a dental extraction update! I have to say, that since the five molar extractions last Friday, I’ve only experienced a small amount of pain, not even close to what I thought was going to be my four-day weekend from hell. I’m still taking the Ibuprofen every couple of hours, since it’s only been four days since the surgeon did the procedure, but I will eventually stop taking it, when the pain is completely gone. As for the stitches, they both came out yesterday, lucky for me, that I wasn’t eating while that happened. As a matter of fact, I showed them to my wife, just to fuck with her, and she was disgusted by it. I really don’t know why, since they were simply two pieces of thread, with no blood or flesh on them. As a matter of fact, I included a picture of the first one that came out, on the top of this post. Can you explain to me, what is so disgusting about it?

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

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