Gobble Gobble My Madafakas!

TTV - Dancing Turkey - 1

Happy Thanksgiving my homies and homettes! Not only is today a holiday, but it is also a four-day weekend for me. WOO-HOO! That means that I don’t have to deal with none of the bullshit at the salt mine, until next Monday. Again!… WOO-HOO!

Like every year, my wife will be cooking our Thanksgiving dinner, but one thing that she warned family members and friends who are coming over was, that since she rarely drinks alcohol, because she has to be injected with insulin every day due to her diabetes, and I’ve been sober for five months now, she ain’t buying no alcohol for nobody. In other words, it’s a BYOB (Bring Your Own Booze or Bring Your Own Bottle) kind of thang. When she told me that, I had to laugh, because I’ve told her numerous times, that it doesn’t bother me if she drinks alcohol, because she’s not the one with the weekend binge drinking problem, plus I only had a problem with people drinking in front of me, my first few sober weekends. After that, I still have my moments of stinking thinking, but I dismiss them very quickly. So this long ass weekend, I’m just going to be eating like a madafaka and chilling like a villain at home.

As for my loyal 1.5 readers, enjoy the holiday to the fullest and if you’re just not into getting shitfaced like I used to do on the weekends, then leave the drinking to the professionals… You know who we they are.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

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