I’m Too Sexy For My…

TTV - Big Tit Man - 1

What up! What up! What up my homies and homettes! On a sexy note! I personally know a couple of ladies who have fake butts. But wait a minute Tony! Since you are a happily married man, how do you know this shit without touching? 1) Because I know how they looked before the procedure and 2) When they came back from a so-called “vacation to The Dominican Republic”, they magically had bigger butts. Why “The Dominican Republic”? Because my country is one of many well-known countries, where a lot of women go to for cheap cosmetic surgeries. But many have died from something as simple as a tummy tuck.

You see, my wife suffers from type 1 diabetes, asthma and other health issues, and has mentioned to me a couple of times, that she would like get breast implants, because after having two kids blah, blah, blah, blah… you know the story. My question to her has always been. Have I ever complained about your breasts or any part of your body? Her answer has always been NO! After thatI always tell her, that before I complain about her body, I should take a good look at my body first. Specially my big fat belly, which I love showing to her and our daughter, when I perform my belly dance for them. OK! They really hate it when I do that. But I still do it anyway!

My point is, that I just can’t understand why some women chose to change their appearance, in order to please others. The one thing that I have to say is, that the few surgical procedures that I ever had in my entire life, like the vertical sleeve gastrectomy, have been for health reasons, not to look good for nobody, specially society.

As always, wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. I hope that you are enjoying it or have enjoyed it to the fullest.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

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