Shorter Is Better

Maybe, just maybe, my loyal 1.5 reader have noticed by now, that I decided to go with shorter posts. The reason for that is, that I know for a fact, that my loyal 1.5 readers have a real life, that they want to get back to ASAP. So, I don’t want to write a 500+ word boring post, about how I didn’t have shit to do at the salt mines, and so I spent my whole day playing with my balls at my desk. One very important thing that I’ve learned throughout the years is, that we humans have shorter attention span than a goldfish. 

The Hollywood Illusion

Ever since I was a kid, I fell in love with movies and sitcoms. But lately, I have been disappointed because of the lack of diversity and inclusion coming from Hollywood. It seems to me, that the big-wigs refuse to accept the fact, that America is the world’s biggest melting pot, and over the years, has change dramatically. Every day, when I take the train to go to work and back home, I see people of all races, religious believes, sexual orientations, genders, heights, weight and color. But when I turn the TV on, that’s not what I see, I see an illusion or better yet, a distorted truth.

Fuck Passion!

I keep hearing people say, “Find your passion” or better yet, “Follow your passion”. The way that I personally look at it is, FUCK PASSION! As a matter of fact, I think that passion is way too fucking overrated. Some people think, that if they are not passionate about something… I mean anything, their lives sucks. I must admit, I have been passionate about a couple of things in my life, but then I got tired and moved on. Isn’t that what some of us humans do anyway? Move on… keep on living?

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!

6 Weeks Sober

 I have to say, that I feel great being sober for six weeks today. For example, yesterday morning at around 5:30 am, I took a bath, brushed my teeth, got dressed, fed my baby, did some dishes and took a beautiful walk to McDonald’s for a quiet breakfast by myself. The thing about me is, that since I live in New York City, I appreciate the few quiet Spring and Summer weekend mornings that I get to enjoy by myself. Now, if I would have been hungover from drinking the night before, I would have stayed in bed, sick as a dog. Here it is to sobriety!

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!

Forget Zero Alcohol

A couple of days ago, I saw a beer commercial for the Heineken 0.0 with “Great taste. Zero alcohol”. To be honest with you, the idea of drinking such a beer seems like a good one to me, but I know for sure, that after drinking a “fake beer”, I’m going to want to drink the real thing, because I want to feel the effect of the alcohol. So, even if has zero alcohol, I rather stay away from that shit.

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!

Therapy Day

Yesterday was my therapy day with my shrink Dr. C, and as always, after we were done, I felt like if a thousand pounds were lifted off from my shoulders. He asked me about my OCD intrusive thoughts, but we talked mostly about how I was doing with my sobriety, and he was so happy that I have been sober for five weeks, that he congratulated me on a job well done. I’m just worried about my one week vacation to The Dominican Republic in July,

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!