I’ll Slap You Silly!

Is it worth being broke and homeless, in order to go after your “Dream”? I’ve heard of people who have done exactly that, and if and when they make it, they go around telling their sad story to the world. Motherfucker!… you were broke and homeless, because you put yourself in that position!Get the fuck over it!… SSSSSLAP!

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!

What A Fucking Joke!

I’m 49 years old and I have been living in New York City since I was 9 years old. I’m not ashamed to say, that I have been a life long Democrat. But to be honest, I have never seen a more inept mayor than Bill de Blasio. But like if it’s not enough that dumb-ass Donald Trump is in the White House, de Blasio wants a shot at it too… What a fucking joke! He hasn’t done shit for NYC. What the fuck can he possibly do for the country? Fuck it up even more than what tiny hands Donald has?

Shorter Is Better

Maybe, just maybe, my loyal 1.5 reader have noticed by now, that I decided to go with shorter posts. The reason for that is, that I know for a fact, that my loyal 1.5 readers have a real life, that they want to get back to ASAP. So, I don’t want to write a 500+ word boring post, about how I didn’t have shit to do at the salt mines, and so I spent my whole day playing with my balls at my desk. One very important thing that I’ve learned throughout the years is, that we humans have shorter attention span than a goldfish. 

The Hollywood Illusion

Ever since I was a kid, I fell in love with movies and sitcoms. But lately, I have been disappointed because of the lack of diversity and inclusion coming from Hollywood. It seems to me, that the big-wigs refuse to accept the fact, that America is the world’s biggest melting pot, and over the years, has change dramatically. Every day, when I take the train to go to work and back home, I see people of all races, religious believes, sexual orientations, genders, heights, weight and color. But when I turn the TV on, that’s not what I see, I see an illusion or better yet, a distorted truth.

Fuck Passion!

I keep hearing people say, “Find your passion” or better yet, “Follow your passion”. The way that I personally look at it is, FUCK PASSION! As a matter of fact, I think that passion is way too fucking overrated. Some people think, that if they are not passionate about something… I mean anything, their lives sucks. I must admit, I have been passionate about a couple of things in my life, but then I got tired and moved on. Isn’t that what some of us humans do anyway? Move on… keep on living?

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!

Sleepy In New York City

This morning I was able to figure out that the crazy meds are not making me sleepy in the morning. I was able to figure out, that because I wake up between two and three times in the middle of the night to smoke, I’m not getting a good night sleep. On my way to the salt mine today, I was sleepy like a motherfucker in the train. I have to find a way, to break my middle of the night smoking habit, in order to get a good night sleep.

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!