Three Sober Months

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What up! What up! What up my peeps! Today is Tuesday September 18, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for three months or rather yet, ninety-two days in total. As always, I feel like Tony the tiger… GRRRRREAT!

OK! OK! OK! OK! OK my peeps!… YES I DID IT AGAIN!… You can stop the applause and sit down now! I broke my sober record yet again, by staying sober for three months for the first time in the last three years. I have to say, that it really feels fucking incredible, to wake up on a Monday morning, with no hangover from binge drinking the entire weak end. Don’t get me wrong, I had some stinking thinking and drunk dreams, but that doesn’t matter as long as I stay away from my good old friend… alcohol. I really do feel great, since I haven’t had a hangover in three months. My trick to not drinking on the weak ends is, keeping busy by doing different things, like go shopping with my wife, go to parties, listen to music or even watch some reruns of my favorite sitcoms that I have previously recorded. Sometimes I do get bored, so I take naps and walk to the store to get something to eat or even cigarettes. The thing about my sobriety is, that I have to look for different ways to keep my crazy weekend binge drinking brain busy, as long as I do that, I’ll be OK. Right now, I’m looking forward to four sober months. WOO-HOO!

As for my loyal 1.5 readers, I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nothing or nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

A Sober Vacation Day

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First things first y’all! Today is Monday September 10, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for two months and twenty-three days or rather yet, eighty-four days in total and as always, I feel like Tony the fucking tiger… GRRRRREAT! No anxiety, no depression, no hangover, no regrets… I mean nothing!

On another sober weekend note! I have to say, that since the weekends are what I call my weak ends, because I only binge drink on weekends, today I have to mention, that I have been sober for thirteen weekends in a row. WOO-HOO! I have to admit that it hasn’t been easy, but one thing for sure is, that as time went by, it did get easier for me. I really don’t miss all the bullshit that comes after a weak end of binge drinking… like for example, the upset stomach, nausea, vomiting, headache, anxiety, depression and regrets. As a matter of fact, I decided to take today, my first no hangover vacation day in a long ass time. I’m just going to run a couple of errands with my wife and then hopefully, I will be chilling like a villain at home.

As for my loyal 1.5 readers, I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nothing or nobody fuck it up for you no matter goes down.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

A Tag Team Of Idiots

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What up! What up! What up y’all! Today is Sunday September 9, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for two months and twenty-two days or rather yet, a grand total of eighty-three days. How do I feel? As Billy Crystal would say… I FEEL MARVELOUS!

On a government paid alcohol and weed note! When I was fifteen years old, I dropped out of high school and got my first factory job. That was thirty-three years ago. My point is, that almost every fucking day, on my way to or from work, I see a tag team of idiots, smoking weed or and drinking beer in front of the building they live in. You see, the shit that irritates my balls is, that these two idiots are younger than me, don’t want to work at all, live in a government subsidized affordable housing building and give shit back to the system that pays for all of their shits. These people are what I just love to call “parasites”. WHY? Well, another meaning for the word parasite is “A person who habitually relies on or exploits others and gives nothing in return”. You see, the thing that bothers the fuck out of me is, that the government kills working people like myself with high taxes, then they turn around and hand that money over to assholes like this tag team of idiots, who refuse to go out and look for work, but have time to get drunk and smoke weed on a daily basis. I mean… REALLY?

As for my loyal five to ten readers, I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nothing or nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!