Nope, Not Today

OK my homies and homettes, yesterday, when I got home from the salt mines, I had a BIG motherfucking urge to drink. I’m not sure, but I think it all had to do with the high temperature that we had here in New York City and being a Friday, which is the beginning of my “Weak-End”.

I’ve always been honest with my wife, so I told her exactly what was going through my mind at the time. So, since she was going out to get her nails done, she took all the money from my wallet with her, just to be on the safe side… but she forgot my debit card. Don’t worry, I didn’t run to the ATM. I’m just letting you know, that being sober for one day or seven weeks like me, is no walk in the park. So never forget, that I’m with you in the struggle.

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!

Forget Zero Alcohol

A couple of days ago, I saw a beer commercial for the Heineken 0.0 with “Great taste. Zero alcohol”. To be honest with you, the idea of drinking such a beer seems like a good one to me, but I know for sure, that after drinking a “fake beer”, I’m going to want to drink the real thing, because I want to feel the effect of the alcohol. So, even if has zero alcohol, I rather stay away from that shit.

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!