My Last Weekend Binge

Me, just chilling like a villain at home.

What up! What up! What up my homies and homettes! Well, one thing about me and this here crazy, insane and boring blog of mine is, that unlike other bloggers, who always portray a beautiful, positive and successful fake life, I don’t have time for that shit. In other words, either I post the truth or I don’t post shit at all. Anyways getting to the story, the thing that I forgot to mention on my last post was, that after being sober for five months, on Thanksgiving weekend, I had a couple of cold ones. To be honest with you, I’m not even looking at it as setback, because like I told my shrink many times, I’m not planning on staying sober for the rest of my life, I just want to stop the continuous weekend binge drinking that I had going on or the last three years. I’m really not disappointed, because the way that I look at it is, that I was just enjoying a holiday with family and friends. Nothing more, nothing else.

What my lovely wife did ask me was, if I was planning on drinking for the coming Christmas and New Year holiday, which I answered with no hesitation. NO! The reason for my decision is, that hangovers really fucking suck! It could be that #1) As I’m getting older, I’m get wiser. #2) I’m just getting tired of drinking or #3) 1 and 2. Whatever the reason or reasons, I’m really not looking forward to feeling like shit on my weekends anymore, just for the hell of drinking. I mean, I don’t see anything wrong with having a few cold ones once in a blue moon, just not every fucking weekend like I was doing a couple of months ago.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!


I’m Not In A Popularity Contest

gray metal statue of man raising hand near dock
Photo by bruce mars on

First things first my brothers and sisters! Wherever you are in this crazy, funny, insane, strange and weird planet of ours, good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. As always, enjoy it to the fullest and do not to let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens. Also, remember to be nice to others, because we already have a lot of assholes in the world, we sure don’t need another one. 

On a sober note! Today is Thursday November 15, 2018 and that means that I have been sober for four months and twenty-eight days or even better yet, one hundred-fifty days in total. The truth is, that since I’ve been sober for so many months, I have been able to get my anxiety, bipolar II disorder and OCD under control. I really feel fucking awesome.

On  a blogging note! Not for nothing, but I really can’t understand, why some people follow this crazy, boring, dumb, stupid, yet insane blog of mine, as a way to get me to follow their blogs back. The thing that most people don’t understand is, that this crazy blog of mine, doesn’t pay my bills. I have a full time job that does that. Plus you can say that I use this crazy and boring blog of mine, as therapy, in order to get a lot of shit out of my head and on to something. I guess that what I’m trying to say is, that I didn’t get into blogging, because I wanted to be in a popularity contest. Hey look! Ever since I was a little kid, I never looked for or even needed approval or attention from nobody. Trust me, now that I’m forty-nine years old, I don’t need or want that shit either.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!