A Tag Team Of Idiots

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What up! What up! What up y’all! Today is Sunday September 9, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for two months and twenty-two days or rather yet, a grand total of eighty-three days. How do I feel? As Billy Crystal would say… I FEEL MARVELOUS!

On a government paid alcohol and weed note! When I was fifteen years old, I dropped out of high school and got my first factory job. That was thirty-three years ago. My point is, that almost every fucking day, on my way to or from work, I see a tag team of idiots, smoking weed or and drinking beer in front of the building they live in. You see, the shit that irritates my balls is, that these two idiots are younger than me, don’t want to work at all, live in a government subsidized affordable housing building and give shit back to the system that pays for all of their shits. These people are what I just love to call “parasites”. WHY? Well, another meaning for the word parasite is “A person who habitually relies on or exploits others and gives nothing in return”. You see, the thing that bothers the fuck out of me is, that the government kills working people like myself with high taxes, then they turn around and hand that money over to assholes like this tag team of idiots, who refuse to go out and look for work, but have time to get drunk and smoke weed on a daily basis. I mean… REALLY?

As for my loyal five to ten readers, I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nothing or nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Based On My True Story

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What up! What up! What up my peeps! Today is Tuesday September 4, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for two month and seventeen days or rather yet, seventy-seven days. As always, I feel like Tony the tiger… GRRRRREAT!

Back in 1992 an excellent film came out in theaters. The film was “Juice” and it touches on the lives of four black youths growing up in Harlem. Just in case you didn’t know, the film was Tupac Shakur‘s acting debut. The reason why I like the film so much is, because I can relate to it in so many ways. Why? You see, back in the eighties, when I was a teenager, I used to hangout at the park, get high on weed, get drunk on forties, go to the record shop and throw house parties with a group of friends from Da Hood. As the years went by, everybody started doing their own thing. I was a DJ and was offered a job at a downtown Manhattan club, which I turned down, because mixing music for me has never been about fame and money. Some of my friends ended up in prison for different crimes. But there was one, that just like in the film, he shot and killed another member of our group because of a drug spot dispute that they had going on for a while. The year was 1990, the victim was 19-year-old Mario De La Cruz and the shooter was Pedro Jimenez, you can read about his 2018 arrest here. I have to say, that looking back, I am very lucky to have listened to my mother’s advises about my friends and to have met the woman who helped me turn my life around and who was to become my future wife and mother of my children. The reality of it all is, that I’m glad, that in the end, my life didn’t turn out anything like the film. I am really happy and pleased, how my life turned out.

As for my loyal five to ten readers, I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nothing or nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!