The Change Of Plan

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What up! What up! What up y’all! Today is Monday August 6, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for one month and nineteen days or rather yet, forty-nine days. As always, I feel like Tony the fucking tiger… GRRRRREAT! No anxiety, no depression, no hangover, no regrets… I mean nothing! I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

On a change of plan note! Even though I traveled to Pennsylvania with my wife on Saturday and I thought that I was just going to be chilling like a villain at home on Sunday, my wife had different plans for me. You see, the one thing that I have been saying for years is, that married men shouldn’t make plans. In my case, I’ve known my wife for thirty years. During those years, one of thing that I have learned about her is, that she can make plans today, but then the next day, she can just change everything completely around with no warning whatsoever. Yesterday I had to drive her to The Home Depot in The Bronx and then down to a metroPCS store in Harlem. I really can’t complain, because after more than fifteen years without eating food from Burger King, we did get to enjoy a double quarter pound king with french fries and a soda. Don’t get me wrong, I really love to spend time with my better half, but the way that I look at it is, that if I go out on Saturday, then Sunday is what I like to call “my lazy day”. Keep in mind, that my wife knows how to drive and has her license. I think It’s just that she likes me being her personal weekend chauffeur.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!