Men Can’t Read Minds

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On a mind reading note! I’ve been happily married for thirty-one years, and the one thing that I can’t seem to get my wife to understand about me is, that no matter how hard I try, I can’t read her mind. What do I mean by that? Well, over twenty years ago, I told my wife, that if I ever do something, say something or behave in a way that bothers her, that she doesn’t like or don’t approve of, to please let me know right away, because as a human being, I will unknowingly make mistakes, that she will have to bring to my attention, in order for me not do repeat them in the future.

Fast-forward  twenty something years later and my wife expects me to know when she’s mad at me by reading her facial and or behavioral cues. Not for nothing, but I’ve seen a lot of ladies that show the same behavior towards their men. My point is, to let the ladies out there know, that no matter what they’ve been told, taught, heard, read or learned. WE MEN CAN’T READ MINDS FOR SHIT! So if something is bothering you, don’t go around the home slamming doors, cabinet doors, cups, dishes and pots. Let your man know what exactly is bothering you and you’ll see that most of the times, it is as simple as that.

As always, wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. I hope that you are enjoying it or have enjoyed it to the fullest.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!


Going Back To Basics

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I know! I know! I know! I know! I know! It has been a couple of days since I last posted on this here crazy, insane and boring blog for mine. It is a long story, but you might already know me… or not… But I always like to make them short, sweet and to the point.

The whole thing was that 1) I have two herniated disks in my lower back and I did a couple of things I should not have done over the long weekend, so my back went out and I have been out of work and at home taking pain meds, until I go back to the salt mine next Monday and 2) My wife and I have been spending more time together, because even if we give each other some space, we both felt that we were not spending enough time together. So there you have it my loyal 1.5 readers.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

My Age Vs My Maturity

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First things first my homies and homettes! Wherever you are in this crazy, funny, insane, strange and weird planet of ours, good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. As always, try to enjoy your day to the fullest and remember not to let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what goes down.

Sometimes I just like to throw everything in the garbage and start fresh all over again. In case you have been wondering, that has been the case with this blog many times. The only explanation that I have for my behavior is, that my mind works in mysterious ways that I might never ever understand, and sometimes I just go along with it, because at the time, it might look like a good idea. Keep in mind that look and is are two different words with two different meanings.

On a birthday note, on Friday October 19, 2018, I turned forty-nine years old. YES! YES! YES! I KNOW! I’m one year away from THE BIG FIVE O. The truth is, that I have always looked at age as just a number. Like they say Age does not measure maturity“. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I have learned and changed a lot as a husband, father, brother, friend, neighbor, co-worker and human being. I Just know that none of it had to do with my age, it all had to do with what I have experienced in life as a whole. But don’t worry about it, because the changes have been for the best. I feel that right now, compared to many years ago, I have more patience, I am more caring, tolerant and understanding. Now don’t get it all wrong and look at it as a sign of weakness, it doesn’t mean that I let people walk all over me, It just means that I try to understand where people are coming from and why they behave the way that they do. For some weird reason, I’ve always liked analyzing people, so sometimes, I tell my wife jokingly, that I should have been a shrink. Can you imagine that! LMFAO!

With that said! I am  Audi 5000 y’all!