I’m Too Sexy For My…

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What up! What up! What up my homies and homettes! On a sexy note! I personally know a couple of ladies who have fake butts. But wait a minute Tony! Since you are a happily married man, how do you know this shit without touching? 1) Because I know how they looked before the procedure and 2) When they came back from a so-called “vacation to The Dominican Republic”, they magically had bigger butts. Why “The Dominican Republic”? Because my country is one of many well-known countries, where a lot of women go to for cheap cosmetic surgeries. But many have died from something as simple as a tummy tuck.

You see, my wife suffers from type 1 diabetes, asthma and other health issues, and has mentioned to me a couple of times, that she would like get breast implants, because after having two kids blah, blah, blah, blah… you know the story. My question to her has always been. Have I ever complained about your breasts or any part of your body? Her answer has always been NO! After thatI always tell her, that before I complain about her body, I should take a good look at my body first. Specially my big fat belly, which I love showing to her and our daughter, when I perform my belly dance for them. OK! They really hate it when I do that. But I still do it anyway!

My point is, that I just can’t understand why some women chose to change their appearance, in order to please others. The one thing that I have to say is, that the few surgical procedures that I ever had in my entire life, like the vertical sleeve gastrectomy, have been for health reasons, not to look good for nobody, specially society.

As always, wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. I hope that you are enjoying it or have enjoyed it to the fullest.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!


No Pain… No Pills

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Well my homies and homettes, yesterday the surgeon did the dental extractions, but I have to tell you, that I was fucking surprised when he told me that it was going to be five, instead of four. YES! You read that right! He extracted five molars instead of four! What happened was, that there was one, that couldn’t be saved and my dentist included it in the info that he provided to the surgeon, but I wasn’t aware of. I guess I wasn’t putting attention when I saw my dentist the last time.

Anyways, since the procedure was going to take some time, the surgeon and I went with the general anesthesia and when I woke up, everything was done. Even after the local anesthesia’s effect was wearing off, I only felt a small amount of pain, but not a lot. Plus I took some Ibuprofen, ahead of time, just to make sure that the full pain didn’t kick in. The surgeon did listened to me, when I asked for the good stuff, just in case, so he prescribed me Ibuprofen 600 mg, every four hours if needed, Amoxicillin 500 mg, three times a day for seven days and Oxycodone-Acetaminophen 5-325, one tablet every six hours if needed. One thing about me and pain meds is, that I only take them for a day or two and then stop, in order to see if the pain is gone or if I should continue to take them. If I feel that I’m still feeling some pain, but I can handle it without the pain meds, then I’ll just go on without them until I’m completely healed.

Right now, I’m just going to wait until the beginning of 2019, in order to start my plans to get dental implants. I can tell you, that they don’t come cheap at all, but a family member told me about one of the best hospitals in New York city, which I’ve always trusted and is only a few blocks away from my home, where the implants are done by dental school students, under the supervision of experienced doctors, for around 1/3 what it will cost me elsewhere. Once I get the info, I’m going to check it out and from there, I’ll make my decision. I know that everything will work out for the best. All that I have to do is be patient, do my research and comparison before I make my final decision.

With that said! I am  Audi 5000 y’all!