Nope, Not Today

OK my homies and homettes, yesterday, when I got home from the salt mines, I had a BIG motherfucking urge to drink. I’m not sure, but I think it all had to do with the high temperature that we had here in New York City and being a Friday, which is the beginning of my “Weak-End”.

I’ve always been honest with my wife, so I told her exactly what was going through my mind at the time. So, since she was going out to get her nails done, she took all the money from my wallet with her, just to be on the safe side… but she forgot my debit card. Don’t worry, I didn’t run to the ATM. I’m just letting you know, that being sober for one day or seven weeks like me, is no walk in the park. So never forget, that I’m with you in the struggle.

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!

What A Fucking Joke!

I’m 49 years old and I have been living in New York City since I was 9 years old. I’m not ashamed to say, that I have been a life long Democrat. But to be honest, I have never seen a more inept mayor than Bill de Blasio. But like if it’s not enough that dumb-ass Donald Trump is in the White House, de Blasio wants a shot at it too… What a fucking joke! He hasn’t done shit for NYC. What the fuck can he possibly do for the country? Fuck it up even more than what tiny hands Donald has?

6 Weeks Sober

 I have to say, that I feel great being sober for six weeks today. For example, yesterday morning at around 5:30 am, I took a bath, brushed my teeth, got dressed, fed my baby, did some dishes and took a beautiful walk to McDonald’s for a quiet breakfast by myself. The thing about me is, that since I live in New York City, I appreciate the few quiet Spring and Summer weekend mornings that I get to enjoy by myself. Now, if I would have been hungover from drinking the night before, I would have stayed in bed, sick as a dog. Here it is to sobriety!

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!

Sleepy In New York City

This morning I was able to figure out that the crazy meds are not making me sleepy in the morning. I was able to figure out, that because I wake up between two and three times in the middle of the night to smoke, I’m not getting a good night sleep. On my way to the salt mine today, I was sleepy like a motherfucker in the train. I have to find a way, to break my middle of the night smoking habit, in order to get a good night sleep.

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!