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First things first my homeboys and homegirls! Today is Saturday September 1, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for two months and fourteen days or rather yet, a total of seventy-five days. As always, I feel like Tony the fucking tiger… GRRRRREAT!

On a people pleasing note! It’s really fucked up, how sometimes we try to be the best version of ourselves that we can possibly be, yet others keep looking at our flaws. From a very young age, I’ve always said, that if a family member or a friend was to ask for one-hundred favors from me, but I was only able to do ninety-nine of them, that person will never forgive me for just that one favor, that for whatever reason, I wasn’t able to do. The person will hate me and will probably bring our relationship to an end, just for that one favor… Forgetting about the other ninety-nine that I did do. I might be one of the nicest, most open-minded and understanding person that anyone can ever meet. But you have to keep in mind, that in this crazy and insane post of mine, I never said that I was perfect, because I will never be. As a son, brother, uncle, husband, father, dog owner, friend, neighbor, co-worker and fellow human, I just try to be the best version of me, that I can ever be. I’ll just leave you with this well-known quote. “You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can’t please all the people all of the time”.

As for my loyal five to ten readers, I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nothing or nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

The Nosey Co-Workers

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What up! What up! What up my homies! Today is Thursday August 23, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for two months and five days or rather yet, a grand total of sixty-six days. As always, today I feel like Tony the fucking tiger… GRRRRREAT!

On a nosey co-workers note! At work, I get along with all of my co-workers, because throughout the years, I’ve learned how to deal with each one of them. Another thing that I have learned is, not to get involved in office gossip and bullshit. Even if someone comes talking to me about someone else, I really don’t entertain that shit. The thing about me is, that I go into work, do what I’m schedule to or told to do for the day, joke around from time to time, listen to some music and don’t get caught up in any office bullshit. What I find fucking irritating is, that there are people at work, who keep track of every little fucking thing that others do… like what clothes they were wearing on a specific day, what they had for breakfast and lunch or even better yet, what their favorite food is. I mean really? Don’t these people have enough shit going on in their lives or are their lives so fucking boring, that they have to keep track of what others eat, do or wear? I mean, if my life was that fucking boring, I would just shoot my fucking self in the head and get it over with!

As for my loyal five to ten readers, I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nothing or nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

I’m Allergic To Stupid People

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First things first my peeps! Today is Wednesday August 22, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for two months and four days or rather yet, a total of sixty-five days. As always, I feel like Tony the tiger… GRRRRREAT!

Even though I don’t watch or read a lot of news. Why? Because they are mostly about bad and negative shit that are happening around the world. My thing is, that the more and more, I keep hearing about grown ass adults, who do stupid shit and in the end, they either end up badly hurt or better yet… DEAD! Yes better yet DEAD! Why? Because if they are so fucking stupid to put their lives on the line… HEY! The way that I look at it is, that at least they died doing the stupid shit that probably they’ve always wanted to do. Don’t get me wrong now, I am a compassionate person who cares about other human beings. OK! I only care for those who put common sense first. The one thing that I can’t tolerate are stupid people, who do stupid things for stupid reasons. I feel that when they end up fucked up, they deserved it. There, I said it! I really had to get that one out of my mind.

As for my loyal 1.5 readers, I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nothing or nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

You Are Not Talking To Me? Good!

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First things first y’all! Today is Sunday August 12, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for one month and twenty-five days or rather yet, fifty-five days. As always, I feel like Tony the fucking tiger… GRRRRREAT! No anxiety, no depression, no hangover, no regrets… I mean nothing! I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

On a not talking to me note! Throughout my life, I’ve had many people who have stopped talking to me for some stupid reason or for no reason at all. Do you know what’s funny about that? That I never gave a fuck about it! The thing with me is, that I will never force anyone to be my friend or let alone, talk to me. As a matter of fact, if for whatever stupid reason a person stops talking to me, the way that I look at it is, that the person is actually doing me a big motherfucking favor. Why? Because that will be one less person, that will ask me for a favor. Yes, you read that right… since the person won’t talk to me, he/she won’t be able to ask me for a favor if they need me. The truth of the matter is, that I have bigger and more important problems to worry about in my life.. Like for example, when is the next time that I will be taking a shit? That right there, is more important to me, than worrying about why some dumb stupid asshole, doesn’t want to talk to me.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!