Men Can’t Read Minds

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On a mind reading note! I’ve been happily married for thirty-one years, and the one thing that I can’t seem to get my wife to understand about me is, that no matter how hard I try, I can’t read her mind. What do I mean by that? Well, over twenty years ago, I told my wife, that if I ever do something, say something or behave in a way that bothers her, that she doesn’t like or don’t approve of, to please let me know right away, because as a human being, I will unknowingly make mistakes, that she will have to bring to my attention, in order for me not do repeat them in the future.

Fast-forward  twenty something years later and my wife expects me to know when she’s mad at me by reading her facial and or behavioral cues. Not for nothing, but I’ve seen a lot of ladies that show the same behavior towards their men. My point is, to let the ladies out there know, that no matter what they’ve been told, taught, heard, read or learned. WE MEN CAN’T READ MINDS FOR SHIT! So if something is bothering you, don’t go around the home slamming doors, cabinet doors, cups, dishes and pots. Let your man know what exactly is bothering you and you’ll see that most of the times, it is as simple as that.

As always, wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. I hope that you are enjoying it or have enjoyed it to the fullest.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!


Going Back To Basics

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I know! I know! I know! I know! I know! It has been a couple of days since I last posted on this here crazy, insane and boring blog for mine. It is a long story, but you might already know me… or not… But I always like to make them short, sweet and to the point.

The whole thing was that 1) I have two herniated disks in my lower back and I did a couple of things I should not have done over the long weekend, so my back went out and I have been out of work and at home taking pain meds, until I go back to the salt mine next Monday and 2) My wife and I have been spending more time together, because even if we give each other some space, we both felt that we were not spending enough time together. So there you have it my loyal 1.5 readers.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!