Opposites Do Attract

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What up! What up! What up y’all! Today is Thursday September 6, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for two months and nineteen days or rather yet, eighty days. As always, I feel like Tony the fucking tiger… GRRRRREAT!

On an opposites do attract personal experience note! My wife and I started dating when we were teenagers. After a while, I noticed that what I liked the most about her was her honesty, character and that she was a strong young woman. What I mean by that is, that she didn’t take shit from absolutely nobody. If she had to tell someone to go fuck his or herself, she did it without thinking about it and with no hesitation at all.

On the other hand, my entire life, I have been a quiet and shy person, with a lot of patience. Don’t get me wrong now, I do get mad and I do tell people to go fuck themselves, but that only happens when the person has been bothering or annoying the fuck out of me for a while. In my case, opposites do attract, because what I found in my wife was, someone who was my complete opposite. For example, I’m very shy and quiet, she’s not, she starts conversations with people who she had never met before in her life. I have a lot of patience, she doesn’t, she has a short temper and wants things done yesterday. I like to think, analyze and plan things first, she just goes for it without a plan. Even if someone makes me feel really, really bad, I try not to offend that person back, she doesn’t, she tells the person off in a very strong way, without thinking about the person’s feelings and making sure that the person understands, that she’s not going to take that shit from nobody. I like to keep my opinions to myself, she’s very opinionated and makes sure that everyone knows it. You have to understand, that my wife is the type of person, who would give anyone and I mean anyone the shirt off her back or the last dollar in her purse, just don’t get on her bad side, because she sure won’t take that shit from nobody… and from time to time, that includes our two adult children and me. You see, for many, many years now, I have come to believe, that the reason why we have lasted thirty years together, is because we are two totally and completely different people. What’s even funnier is, that it happened with my parents and is happening with my twenty-eight year old daughter and her boyfriend.

As for my loyal five to ten readers, I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nothing or nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

You Are Not Talking To Me? Good!

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First things first y’all! Today is Sunday August 12, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for one month and twenty-five days or rather yet, fifty-five days. As always, I feel like Tony the fucking tiger… GRRRRREAT! No anxiety, no depression, no hangover, no regrets… I mean nothing! I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

On a not talking to me note! Throughout my life, I’ve had many people who have stopped talking to me for some stupid reason or for no reason at all. Do you know what’s funny about that? That I never gave a fuck about it! The thing with me is, that I will never force anyone to be my friend or let alone, talk to me. As a matter of fact, if for whatever stupid reason a person stops talking to me, the way that I look at it is, that the person is actually doing me a big motherfucking favor. Why? Because that will be one less person, that will ask me for a favor. Yes, you read that right… since the person won’t talk to me, he/she won’t be able to ask me for a favor if they need me. The truth of the matter is, that I have bigger and more important problems to worry about in my life.. Like for example, when is the next time that I will be taking a shit? That right there, is more important to me, than worrying about why some dumb stupid asshole, doesn’t want to talk to me.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!