Nope, Not Today

OK my homies and homettes, yesterday, when I got home from the salt mines, I had a BIG motherfucking urge to drink. I’m not sure, but I think it all had to do with the high temperature that we had here in New York City and being a Friday, which is the beginning of my “Weak-End”.

I’ve always been honest with my wife, so I told her exactly what was going through my mind at the time. So, since she was going out to get her nails done, she took all the money from my wallet with her, just to be on the safe side… but she forgot my debit card. Don’t worry, I didn’t run to the ATM. I’m just letting you know, that being sober for one day or seven weeks like me, is no walk in the park. So never forget, that I’m with you in the struggle.

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!

Shorter Is Better

Maybe, just maybe, my loyal 1.5 reader have noticed by now, that I decided to go with shorter posts. The reason for that is, that I know for a fact, that my loyal 1.5 readers have a real life, that they want to get back to ASAP. So, I don’t want to write a 500+ word boring post, about how I didn’t have shit to do at the salt mines, and so I spent my whole day playing with my balls at my desk. One very important thing that I’ve learned throughout the years is, that we humans have shorter attention span than a goldfish. 

Sleepy In New York City

This morning I was able to figure out that the crazy meds are not making me sleepy in the morning. I was able to figure out, that because I wake up between two and three times in the middle of the night to smoke, I’m not getting a good night sleep. On my way to the salt mine today, I was sleepy like a motherfucker in the train. I have to find a way, to break my middle of the night smoking habit, in order to get a good night sleep.

With that said, I’m Audi 5000 y’all!