Wednesday Phone Day

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First things first my peeps! Today is Wednesday September 19, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for three months and one day or rather yet, a total of ninety-three days. As always, I feel like Tony the tiger… GRRRRREAT!

On a salt mine note! Yes! Yes! Yes! and Yes! As the tittle implies, today is just another dreaded phone day at the salt mines. The thing about being on the phone is, that lately, other companies are trying to make customers switch from our company to theirs, which in reality, we don’t care, because they still have to use our infrastructure, so the company still makes a profit. But the thing is, that we’ve been receiving a lot of calls, specially from representatives from other companies, trying to pass as the real customers, which is a pain in the ass. I mean, how many times, can the same guy, call from the same phone number, with different customer names and different account numbers? REALLY!? The dumb-asses actually think that we don’t recognize their voices and that we don’t have call ID. There’s only two of us working the fucking phone everyday! SMMFH! But that’s the shit that I have to deal with all the time that I’m on the phone and that is the one reason why I hate it so much. The calls from government agencies are no problem at all, those I like, as a matter of fact, since I’ve known most of the representatives from those agencies for a long time, we joke around. But like always… it pays the bills and that’s what matters.

As for my loyal 1.5 readers, I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nothing or nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Monday No Fun Day

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First things first y’all! Today is Monday September 17, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for two months and thirty days or rather yet, ninety-one days and as always, I feel like Tony the fucking tiger… GRRRRREAT! No anxiety, no depression, no hangover, no regrets… I mean nothing!

As for today, It’s Monday and it only means one thing… it’s back to the salt mines for me. To be honest with you, when I woke up this morning, I really, really, really thought about calling in to request a vacation day, but the boss (my wife) said no. Plus over the weekend, they had installed new carpet at the salt mines, so I had to make sure that I got all my shit back, since everything was numbered. My son decided to stay home today, but I don’t blame him, since he was celebrating his birthday yesterday. Well, I guess I have to move my money makers… my hands that is!… I work in front a computer the entire day, you sick puppies.

As for my loyal 1.5 readers, I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nothing or nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

It’s A Fuck It Kind Of Day

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What up! What up! What up my peeps! Today is Tuesday September 11, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for two month and twenty-four days or rather yet, eighty-five days. As always, I feel like Tony the tiger… GRRRRREAT!

On a fuck it kind of day note! This morning, after taking a three-day weekend from the salt mines, I looked at myself in the mirror and realized that I haven’t shaved in about a week. For a few seconds, I really thought about shaving, but then I said… NAH! FUCK IT! I’ll just go into the salt mines looking like this. Hey look! My stupidvisors don’t give a rat’s ass how I look when I walk in, all they care about is, that I do make it into the salt mines and that by the end of the day, the work that had been assigned to me is done. Now if I was to show up only wearing my pink Speedos, pink flip-flops and my pink straw hat, then I think they might have a little problem with that. As always, as long as I am not hurting myself, others or breaking any rule or law, I’m not afraid of being myself.

As for my loyal 1.5 readers, I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nothing or nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

P.S. I really don’t own pink Speedos, pink flip-flops or a pink straw hat. I’m just fucking with you. Not that there’s anything wrong with it!

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

A Quick Talk With My Son

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What up! What up! What up y’all! Today is Thursday August 30, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for two months and twelve days or better yet, seventy-three days in total. As always, I feel like Tony the fucking tiger… GRRRRREAT!

On a father son talk note! As my son and I were getting ready to go to the salt mines this morning, we had a very interesting talk about work. I told him about my thirty-three years of experience working for different companies and about the things that I’ve learned and the people who I met throughout those years. I mean, don’t get me wrong because of my previous post about not giving advice to my kids. It’s just that throughout the years, I’ve learned to give advice to them, only when they come to me and ask for it. I just don’t want them to feel, as if I’m intruding in their personal lives. I also want them to learn how to make their own decisions and on top of that, how to make the right ones. One thing that they have always known is, that they can come to me anytime with any question or problem and I will sit and listen and not judge them or scold them. Boy! How I wish I had parents like me! The reality of it all is, that looking back now, compared to other parents, after all was said and done, my parents were pretty good. Hey! Just look how I turned out!

As for my loyal five to ten readers, I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nothing or nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

The Nosey Co-Workers

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What up! What up! What up my homies! Today is Thursday August 23, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for two months and five days or rather yet, a grand total of sixty-six days. As always, today I feel like Tony the fucking tiger… GRRRRREAT!

On a nosey co-workers note! At work, I get along with all of my co-workers, because throughout the years, I’ve learned how to deal with each one of them. Another thing that I have learned is, not to get involved in office gossip and bullshit. Even if someone comes talking to me about someone else, I really don’t entertain that shit. The thing about me is, that I go into work, do what I’m schedule to or told to do for the day, joke around from time to time, listen to some music and don’t get caught up in any office bullshit. What I find fucking irritating is, that there are people at work, who keep track of every little fucking thing that others do… like what clothes they were wearing on a specific day, what they had for breakfast and lunch or even better yet, what their favorite food is. I mean really? Don’t these people have enough shit going on in their lives or are their lives so fucking boring, that they have to keep track of what others eat, do or wear? I mean, if my life was that fucking boring, I would just shoot my fucking self in the head and get it over with!

As for my loyal five to ten readers, I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nothing or nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

TGIF Y’all!

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What up! What up! What up!… TGIF y’all! Today is Friday August 3, 2018 and it means that I have been sober for one month and sixteen days or rather yet, forty-six days. As always, I feel like Tony the fucking tiger… GRRRRREAT! No anxiety, no depression, no hangover, no regrets… I mean nothing! I just hope that wherever you are in this crazy planet of ours, you are having a good morning, good afternoon, good evening or good night. Always try to enjoy it to the fullest and don’t let nobody fuck it up for you no matter what happens.

On a work note! Today I really can’t complain about the schedule at work. First, because it’s finally fucking Friday and I am not going to be on the stupid phone the entire day, I’ll just be covering for two hours, while my co-workers are taking their lunch breaks. And then second, because the majority of the day, I will  be processing government payments on customer’s account… unless one of my co-workers calls in sick or something else happens and my supervisor decides to change the whole shit around, which I hate like hell, because most of the time, I end up with some fucked up shit. It already happened this past Monday, so I won’t be surprised if it happens again today. Fingers crossed though.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!